Elephants Denounce Republican Party

C. M. Barrett
Nov 6 · 3 min read

Their reputation is being jeopardized.

Photo by Oliver Cox on Unsplash

In an unprecedented class action suit, elephants around the world have charged that the Republican Party’s use of them as a symbol has caused “near-irreparable damage to their reputation as a species.” They demand that the party cease and desist in using their representation in any way.

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C. M. Barrett

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Friend of dragons, cats, and other troublemakers. Author of the series, A Dragon’s Guide to Destiny and Dystopia in Drag. Visit cmbarrett.com.

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