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Elon Musk Acquires Twitter for $44 Billion

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Much to the delight of MAGA conservatives and QAnon advocates everywhere, Twitter announced that Elon Musk has agreed to acquire the company for $44 billion, giving the world’s richest person command of a highly influential social media site that serves as a platform for political leaders, a sounding board for experts across industries, and an information hub for millions of everyday users. Musk claims this is what…




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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian and political satirist - who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for fake news.

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