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Elon Musk Announces Craziest Scheme Yet

Is he just trying to distract us from this unflattering “I’ll buy you a horse if you give me an erotic massage” scandal?

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Looks like tough times for Elon Musk. First, the bottom seems to be falling out of this crazy plan of his to buy Twitter. And next thing you know, he’s got a MeToo scandal on the front pages. How’s…




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