Elon Musk Blames Children On Operators of Self-Driving Penis

“Accidental births were the fault of the women driving my penis.”

James Klein
The Haven

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“In defending its partially automated systems, Tesla has said that Autopilot and ‘Full Self-Driving’ cannot drive themselves…” — Newsweek, June 14, 2022

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James Klein
The Haven

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