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Elon Musk Blames Children On Operators of Self-Driving Penis

“Accidental births were the fault of the women driving my penis.”

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James Klein

Writes humor and awkward bios. Top Writer in Satire 2022. Top Writer in Humor 2023. McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, and others at jameskleinhumor.com.