Elon Musk Blames Children On Operators of Self-Driving Penis
“Accidental births were the fault of the women driving my penis.”
“In defending its partially automated systems, Tesla has said that Autopilot and ‘Full Self-Driving’ cannot drive themselves…” — Newsweek, June 14, 2022
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