Elon Musk: Your Skin Will Probably Fall Off, Your Teeth Will Fall Out, and Your Brain Will Be Fried Like an Egg

But your name will go down in history when you sign up for the first voyage to Mars

Christine Stevens
Apr 27 · 3 min read
Photo by Christian Lischka SJ on Unsplash

Tougher than people realize.

A “hostile environment” doesn’t quite do it justice.

Confident that mass murder is achievable and attainable within a few years.

Take one for the team!

The Haven

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Christine Stevens

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The Haven

The Haven

A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk

Christine Stevens

Written by

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, intellectual kickboxer, sapiosexual surfer, proud Californian, language doctor and lover of Medium!

The Haven

The Haven

A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk

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