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Even My Sex Robot Broke Up With Me

Am I impossible to get along with?

I had an awesome sex robot. His name was Joel. Then he broke. “I’m breaking up with you, Christine,” he said.

“That’s impossible,” I explained. “I own you. You can’t break up with me.”

But he just ignored me and started packing his things into boxes. I tried to get the company to come and fix him…



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Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian. Like me? You can buy me a coffee here: Cheers!