LIMERIDICULOUSNESS

Everyone is Waxing Poetic About $500. Why Not Me?

5 bills, 5 lines

THANKS! I’ve now got enough bedrooms to sleep 999 of my closest friends :-) ** Photo by Alexandre Boucey on Unsplash

There once was a gift of five bills

A treat that gave me the chills

A gesture so grand

That my toe’s in the sand

Near my mansion atop the beach hills

I jest, but I am truly honored to be included in the group of 1,000 writers who generated the most reader attention during April. Congratulations to all who labor here to bring out the best in all of us.

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Michael Burg, MD (AKA Medium Michael Burg)

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Putting “MD” & “um” in Medium | Top Writer x 5–2 | “Doctor Funny” pub owner | “Relationalable” | ER Doc in remission | mburg1955@gmail.com

The Haven

The Haven

A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk

Michael Burg, MD (AKA Medium Michael Burg)

Written by

Putting “MD” & “um” in Medium | Top Writer x 5–2 | “Doctor Funny” pub owner | “Relationalable” | ER Doc in remission | mburg1955@gmail.com

The Haven

The Haven

A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk

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