Experts Call These The Greatest Songs Of All Time
Number 26 might surprise you
Hang on a minute. Experts? Experts in songs? How does one get to be an expert in songs?
Let me speculate.
- They go to “Song School?”
Yeah, that’s probably it. They do a four-year undergraduate degree in “songs.” They listen to music on the radio for like four years, and do psychedelic drugs to help them hear the music better.
Wait a second. Isn’t that everybody? Didn’t we all do that?
2. They get an advanced degree in “Songs?”
After Song School, they go on to get a Phd. in “Songs.” After seven years of arduous listening to songs, they are awarded the hood. And yes, it is the hood from Stonehenge, by Spinal Tap. That’s right, the hood that the dwarves wore.
And then after receiving their doctorate, now that they are a doctorate of “Songs,” they work at a hospital playing the best songs of all time for patients in the patient lounge. No, they are not a DJ! They are a song expert doctor, whom the hospital pays handsomely to pick out the best songs of all time. Because really, a lot of these patients might die soon. Don’t they deserve to hear the best songs of all time before they die?
