Eyebrow Roulette is a Dangerous Game I’m Forced to Play
Every day is a new, unimproved expression
When you get to be my age and have plucked your eyebrows for most of your life, they start to disappear.
If only I’d consulted a Ouija board back in the days when slim eyebrows were in. It would have screamed at me to put down the damn tweezers and walk away slowly.