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Farting Fish Know How to Clear a Room

It’s National Geo-grossic

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Herring. Am I right? It’s one of that super divisive foods. You like it, you think it’s disgusting, or you’re Norweigan. I’m Norweigan, which makes me like a herring lawyer. I defend it, for no other reason than it comes from my motherland. But now I know how herring travel, and I’m done.




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