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Playing sport on LSD

Fear and Loathing At St Andrew's

My friends and I took a trip to the home of golf


It’s ten am at Golf Mecca.

I meet up with Gary and Tim. We take selfies to start the day — I look like a drug dealer in golf clothes. Unbelievable.




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