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First Prostate Milk Dairy Opens In Los Angeles

Forget oat milk. Milking the walnut is all the rage at P Bar.

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Gloria Swenson only discovered prostate milking about a year ago.

“My boyfriend suggested I poke the purple plum while I was giving him a blow job,” she explains. “I had no idea what he was talking about.”




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