Five Books Elon Musk Thinks Everyone Should Read
How To Buy A Horse
by Geophrey C. Entaur
This is a great primer for anyone who is trying to get the pretty masseuse to give him a handjob on a private jet by offering to buy her a horse.
I know, that might not seem like a situation that is going to come up any time soon for you.
But what if it does? Are you ready?
Imagine, you’re there, she’s giving you the massage, and you get an erection. You ask her to touch it. She says no way, of course. And then you just blurt it out, “I’ll buy you a horse.”
Alright, now you’re kind of in trouble. In so many ways. What do you know about buying horses? Where do you go?
So that night you go on Amazon and try to buy a horse. Nada.
You go down to Costco. I mean, they sell cars! They’ve got to have a few horses for sale. Nope.
Shit. Well, here’s the solution. This book, How To Buy A Horse, will tell you everything you need to know about what sort of horse is best for a young woman who just gave you a handjob.
