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Five Dating Profiles Illustrated with Sexy Food Shots

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Photo by Dainis Graveris on SexualAlpha

Forget stealing your friend’s dog for that perfect dating profile pic. What really brings all the boys to your yard is the milkshakes. According to a recent survey by the online dating app Zoosk, food pictures make you more attractive to the opposite sex. (Tip: your success rate also spikes if you mention “eggplant” in your…




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Carlyn Beccia

Carlyn Beccia

Author & illustrator. My latest books — 10 AT 10, MONSTROUS: THE LORE, GORE, & SCIENCE, and THEY LOST THEIR HEADS. Contact:

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