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Five Songs That Are Probably About Butt Stuff

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I have always had a one-track mind, so when I listen to these old songs my parents used to play around the house, I would just assume they were obliquely referring to various sex acts. I found it very arousing. Double entendres and risqué innuendo are much more exciting than the explicit pop songs these days where they lay it all out on the table. I mean, Cardi B…




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Christine writes about funny sexual adventures. Some of them are hers. Some of them aren’t. All of them are yours to enjoy.

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