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Don’t believe that gold is gold until it passes the smell test

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Success stories for winner kids

Baby Donald Tump tells Midas he should have kept the gold
Source image by Sandro Botticelli

BABY DONALD FARTBELLOW’S FATHER FRED SR. agreed to tell Baby Donald a bedtime story. He didn’t want to tell the boy a bedtime story; he was a busy man and didn’t have the fucking time to tell a bedtime story to a whiny toddler who still wasn’t potty trained and…




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