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For The Love of Dry Balls…

Give me a ‘no’ button!

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Do I want to subscribe to your email list? No.

But you won’t let me say no, will you? Oh no. You are so confident in your success that no isn’t an option!

I can select ‘not now’ or ‘sign me up. But I don’t want to sign up. Ever.




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Rachel Dodman

Rachel Dodman

Rachel is a freelance writer from the UK. Check out her latest novella Downhill From Wednesday on Amazon!

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