A modern version, doc-tored!
How did an innocent comment turn into this story about foreskin? It's the Doc's fault.
Michael Burg, MD (AKA Medium Michael Burg) is an 'ex ER doc' come funny guy who writes funny stories. He even has his own funny pub, aptly called Doctor Funny.
His latest ramblings have transformed writers' names into verbs. If you haven't been…