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Former Israeli Space Security Chief Says Extraterrestrials Are Against Two-State Solution

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A “galactic federation” has been waiting for humans to “reach a stage where we will understand… what space and spaceships are,” Haim Eshed said. He is the former head of space security for the state of Israel.

He claims that the ETs are also on record as opposing the so-called two-state solution to the Israel/Palestine conflict, which would divide Jerusalem in two.

Are the ETs Jewish?

Contrary to some rumors, the extra-terrestrials that have contacted both Israel and the United States, are neither Jewish nor Muslim.

“The ETs are atheists,” explained Eshed. “They should know there is no God. They flew their spaceships to heaven and found it quite empty.”

Then why do they favor the Jewish one Jerusalem solution?

“Look,” explained Eshed, “The ETs are big comedy fans. They love Borscht Belt humor. They are also big fans of popular music. Sammy Davis Jr., who you might know converted to Judaism, is extremely popular. They especially love his song, ‘Candyman.’ In fact, when they first made contact, that is what this is what they said to us through a loudspeaker on one of their flying saucers:

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