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Drumpf assures the nation that the dead Friendship Tree is no threat to the public. ()

Friendship Tree Suffers Grizzly Demise

Symbol of French/American relations bullied to death

More than two months after Drumpf and French President Macron’s symbolic “Freedom Tree” disappeared without explanation, it was returned to the Rose Garden. Sadly the tree was . A groundskeeper stumbled on it late last week, in a new location, wrapped in a French flag and marked off with crime…




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