From The WhatsApp University

Gems of humor

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Got these forwarded by my friend, Mr. Rajesh Mehta on our WhatsApp group. They are so good I felt compelled to pass them on to you.

If you have come across these before, sincere apologies. But if you can still laugh at them, my job will be done.

Go ahead — ENJOY :

• Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
• I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer will say “Your password is ‘incorrect’.”
• Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
• I’m great at multi-tasking — I can waste time, be unproductive and procrastinate all at once.
• If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
• Expecting the unexpected actually means that the unexpected is actually expected.
• Take my advice — I’m not using it.
• Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they’re at home when you wish they were.
• Television may insult your intelligence but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
• I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it’s…