Disgraced FTX Founder Sends Heartfelt Holiday Greeting to His Besties
The following hastily scrawled holiday notes were among the contraband items seized today in Sam Bankman-Fried’s luxurious new jail cell:
Dearest Maxine — Let’s always remember the good times we had. P.S. My offer of the beachside cabana still stands!
Dear SuperDon — See you in a few weeks. Maybe you can help me blast out of here!
Hey, Girlfriend — Thank you for trying to cancel my arrest warrant. Remember who loves you, baby.
Dear Senator Fetterman — I’m a big fan of your whole look and vibe. Do you have any spare cargo shorts I can borrow?
