Funny Tip Jars = More Tips

Rick Post
The Haven
Published in
3 min readFeb 2, 2020
Phil the Tip Jar

Have you ever seen one of those hand-made tip jar signs hastily scribbled with a sharpie and thought -How clever, I’m going to double my tip?

Yeah, me neither.

Don’t try to fake it with a sharpie. That seldom works.

Image by Tad Hanna from Pixabay

Just NO. Never do that. Nobody wants to hear about your cats, your student loans, your college fund, your beer fund, or, to be honest, you.

We don’t want to leave feeling sad with images of starving cats and Sarah McLachlan playing in our heads. We want to leave with a smile, feeling good about ourselves and the universe.

Asking for tips without making your customers uncomfortable can be tricky. Don’t worry. I’ve done all of the hard work for you.

Some patrons only need a gentle nudge to leave a tip. They can be threatened with karma.

Tipping is Good Karma

If your customers don’t respond to subtlety, try one of these classics for humorous slap upside the head.

Tipping it’s Not Just for Cows Anymore
Tipping is Not a City in China
Tipping Accepted Here

A hint of naughtiness can pry the crispiest of bills from a dusty wallet.

You’re Staring at my Tips

Tipping signs don’t need to be on a jar. Think T-shirts or buttons.

BILT

A little flattery goes a long way.

A Tip For Me

For pre and après ski.

Keep Your Tips Up

If you have a hand-scrawled sign, upgrade now. If your favorite establishment has a hand-scrawled sign, please don’t let them continue to embarrass themselves. Drop a new sticker into their jar. Let’s work together to make the world a funnier place. God knows, we all need it right now.

I have more items, but I’m just trying to solve one problem at a time.

Blatant self-promotion.

If you have your own ideas for funny tip jar signs, please leave a comment.

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Rick Post
The Haven

Contributor to the Summit Daily newspaper, Slackjaw, The Haven, The Junction, MuddyUm, and ILLUMINATION.