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G.O.D. Accuses Earth of NIMBYism

Earth simply wants to see existing zoning regulations enforced

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TO: The Grand Observational Directorate (a.k.a. G.O.D.)

FROM: Planet Earth

We are writing to object to what appears to be the latest violation of your own zoning ordinances. We are referring, of course, to…




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