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Gee, Wally, I’m Sorry I Told The Press You Were Dead

I didn’t know what hospice was. I thought it was like a creamy torium or something.

“Creamy torium, you knucklehead! You mean crematorium?”

“Is that a place where they put dead bodies in a stove and then forget to set a timer and they burn them by mistake, like Mom does sometimes when she is…



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