Geico Gecko Found Dead on An Arizona Highway
Humor
Martin, the Geico Gecko, found his demise outside of Phoenix, Arizona. What was thought to be a smashed avocado on the roadway was identified as Martin the Gecko after a buzzard vouched his last words were “Save 15% on auto insurance.”
A passerby scooped up the remains of the dead lizard in a poop bag he had while walking his dog near the scene and FedExed…