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Ruff Humor

Get a Nanny For Your Dog

Quit your job or hire help

Our dog can tell we’re going back to work. She’s not eating. She’s ripped up all her toys. She’s using our armpits as nooks. She watches us when we sleep. She’s started vaping. She’s trying to get the mailman to deliver a letter to dog protective services.

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Amy Sea

100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.