FAUX NOISE

God Has Lost His/Her/Their/Its Goddamn Mind

M̳aking A̳mericans G̳ag A̳gain

Just in case you don’t see too well, see below.

From Twitter, courtesy of tweeter Galen Micheal

We all know:

💣 The 2020 election was stolen

💣 COVID-19 is: (pick your fave)

• not a thing
• just a “cold”
• can be cured or prevented by drinking urine
• a Chinese-inspired bioterrorism oops-a-daisy from the commies who run Panda Express

💣 Immunizations are: (multiple choice with multiple correct answers)

• the work of the devil
• designed to put bots into your system and make you vote Dem, hug trees, recycle and turn into a pesky vegan
• full of long-term side effects that will emerge sometime between Labor Day 2022 and the end of the universe as we know it
• actually extra tasty, but only with a side o’ grits
• fully supported by all available scientific evidence and every medical professional with a functioning brain … and you know what that means