God Is a Woman
This lady I met recently told me that she thinks that God is a woman.
And I gotta tell ya, I 100% agree! I one hundred percent agree! 100%! One hundred percent!
Because I read the whole Bible, and in that book, God would not stop bitchin’!
On every page, God was all, “Don’t do this! Don’t do that! You should be doin’ this!”
I kept on readin’, thinkin’, “This God sounds like a lady.”