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God Is a Woman

This lady I met recently told me that she thinks that God is a woman.

And I gotta tell ya, I 100% agree! I one hundred percent agree! 100%! One hundred percent!

Because I read the whole Bible, and in that book, God would not stop bitchin’!

On every page, God was all, “Don’t do this! Don’t do that! You should be doin’ this!”

I kept on readin’, thinkin’, “This God sounds like a lady.”

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Joe Camerota

Joe is a comedian, a satirist, a philosopher, and a spectator of life. “Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order” - Principia Discordia : JoeCamerota@gmail.com