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Google Doodles Trigger Me And Make Me Feel Unsafe

For instance, this one, supposedly celebrating pizza.

Google! Yay Google!

Google doodles seem fine at first, but if you stare at them for a little while, they become sinister and threatening.

Look how sharp the point of that slice of pizza is. It looks like it could stab me.

Am I The Only Person Who Feels…

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Christine Stevens

Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian, language doctor and lover of Medium!

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