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GOP Plans to Relocate the Oval Office to Rikers Island Prison in 2024

Holding cabinet meetings behind bars should stop leaks, the GOP hopes.

The Oval Office circa 2024 (Photo by Oxana Melis on Unsplash)

In anticipation of a convicted Donald Trump regaining the US presidency in 2024, the Republican Party has drawn up plans for the Oval Office to be transferred to the cell in the Rikers Island prison complex where Trump is likely to serve out his sentence.

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K. B. Cottrill

K. B. Cottrill

Constantly losing the main plot while finding quirkier ones to write about for print, stage, and screen.