Dec 29, 2022
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GOP Sues Devil for Returning Its Soul
Satan laments lousy sin-laden investment
The lawsuit alleges that The Devil bought the Republican Party’s soul before the 2020 election, and by returning it has reneged on the deal.
The Devil argues that he purchased the soul in bad faith only to discover it was far more corrupted than he was given to believe. The Dark Prince claims that the soul was already so tainted it…
