My, what a hot day, so parched. Could really go for lemonade.
Come over! I’ll make us both Ovaltine.
Oy, such dry mouth I have. Should drink more seltzer.
Bring me some 2%. Need to wash down the cookies.
No, dear. Alcohol and caffeine won’t help. Sip some Gatorade.
Have you tried an Arnold Palmer? It hits the spot.
I really need some prune juice. Haven’t been so regular lately.
I’d like to try this kam-boo-cha I’ve heard so much about. Sounds refreshing.
What do you mean, you’ve got no Tetley tea?! Dammit, child, go get me some.
Let’s open a bottle of Chardonnay; it’s five o’clock somewhere.
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