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“Guardians” Was Not The Only Option The Cleveland Indians Considered For Keeping Five-Sevenths Of Their Name

Name: CUSTODIANS
Mascot: Sweepy (Signature move: When the Custodians sweep a series, Sweepy sweeps opposing team toward their locker room with his bristled head.)

Name: MEDIANS
Mascot: Average Joe (Signature move: Gets moderately excited when the team is…