HUMOR

Guy who helps you forget your stuff by sharing his weird stuff

I’ve forgotten names mid proposal.

George: Man, I’m so exhausted. Can’t even remember how many months I’ve been working weekends.

Fred: Talking of exhausting, I can’t tell my twins apart no matter how much I try. I made a X on one’s butt but the other one was shrewd enough to draw a similar X. How am I gonna pick a favorite and leave the other desperate for affirmation if I can’t tell them apart.

George: Another failed marriage. God why can’t I get my act together. What do you think is wrong with —

Fred: Talking of getting one’s act together, I told my grandma her new boyfriend has to go. Guy wants me to make Italian for dinner every other day. Then he laughs and says he’s not a freeloader and will pay me back in Bitcoins. What the hell am I gonna do with bitcoins Alfred! Be a normal tech novice Grandpa and show me some good old Franklins.

George: I’ve lost a ton of money in stocks. My saving are laughable. Dunno how my kid is gonna go to college in 5 years.

Fred: I already told my twins only one of you is going to get enrolled. You can go on alternate days. One of them has a deep voice while the other doesn’t. Daddy ain’t gonna pay twice the money so you better fake it till you make it. Shoving ice cubes down your throat makes your voice deep right?

George: Dude I couldn’t remember that guy’s name and he got really pissed. Isn’t that a overreaction?

Fred: Talking of not being able to remember names, I’ve forgotten names mid proposal. So, now I just go for Marry me Woman. Turns out if you avoid the ‘will you’ part, your chances improve. Pretty obvious since women like confident guys.