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The Haven

Happy Wife, Happy Life. Or not.

I piss my wife off. A lot. She tells me.

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I breathe aggressively. It’s true. She tells me all time. I’ve tried breathing differently. More nose, less mouth. Still too loud. Like an angry little steam train coming into the station. I’ve tried breathing less. Longer pauses between inhales and exhales. That just makes it sound like I’m breathing stubbornly (I’m told). I’ve tried breathing more. Shorter, more…

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Arpad Nagy

Arpad Nagy

A Proud Hungarian-Canadian late 40’s, throwback romantic that loves to write. 5xTop Writer. Co-Editor for Kitchen Tales. Co-Editor for The Short Place (Fiction)