Have You Seen Titanic?
There is no excuse for having a small penis. No excuse!
Well, that is, unless your name is Leonardo DiCaprio.
That’s the only excuse I can think of.
Yeah, they made a whole movie about it called Titanic.
I don’t know if you’ve seen Titanic. For those of you who haven’t seen it. Titanic is the story of a man named Leo, with a small penis, on a large boat, who falls in love with, are you ready for this, a BBW lady named Rose.
Yes, that’s right, a hot fat lady named Rose. Also, they are respectfully called fat ladies nowadays. My dad used to call fat ladies, “heavy set women”. That’s terrible. You can’t fetishize “heavy set women”. But you can fetishize “fat”. You can fetishize fat. As the song goes, “Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go round.”
So Leo, with his small penis, falls in love with a hot BBW lady named Rose. And they make love in the back of a car with a big back seat.
And the boat, the big boat, the Titanic, hit an iceberg! The captain was trying to steer toward the left, away from the iceberg. But the car Rose and Leo were bangin’ in was on the right side of the ship, so the Titanic couldn’t turn fast enough.
And the titanic started to sink, and Leo and Rose fell into the water. Rose did an award-winning cannonball. Oscar-worthy splash.
And also, let me tell you something. If you thought Leo’s penis was small before, wait until you see it in this ice water. So tiny.
So then there’s this door also in the water from the wreckage of the Titanic. And Rose gets up on the door, like a sexy walrus. And she says to Leo, “Get on up here Leo.” And Leo, shivering, says, “I can’t because you’re a beautiful BBW lady. I love you, Rose.” And then Leo dies.
‘Moment of silence for Leo…
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You can watch the whole movie on… two VHS tapes.
That’s how I saw it. They had to put it on two tapes, because, Rose couldn’t fit on the side of one box. The director James Cameron was like, “We need more movie for Rose! She’s a big star!”
