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Healthiest Way To Wipe Your Butt

See What You’re Doing Wrong

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Butt-wiping — everybody does it. Hopefully! I’m always hopeful when I do it, anyhow. I’m hopeful that I’m achem…getting everything. Don’t want to leave anything down there now do we?

Let’s move on…

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Christine Stevens

Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian, language doctor and lover of Medium!

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