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Hello, It’s Me, That Stranger From LinkedIn

And I’d love to connect and tell you about [insert tech product here]

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Hello [my full name exactly as it appears on LinkedIn],

It’s me, [someone living in Norway] from [Company that does something nebulous in technology]. I saw that we are connected with a few of the same people in the field of [something loosely…

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