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Help! I’m In A Toxic Relationship With My Smoke Detector

Even where there’s no smoke, there’s “FIRE. FIRE. FIRE.”

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He was so fresh-faced and had the batteries to go all night — but ever since we moved in together, something’s felt not quite right. Even though he promised to protect you from danger.

You really don’t know how controlling someone’s going to be until the oven mitts come off. Maybe you…

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Audrey Dundee Hannah

Audrey Dundee Hannah

Actor (“Bones,” “9–1–1”), satirist (Slackjaw, Points in Case, Flexx), entrepreneur (of many stripes), community organizer (parrots, googly eyed objects).

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