Hey, Kids, It’s Time To Play With Wood!
What your toddler really needs is a hammer.
Remember last Christmas when your kid wanted the LEGO® Death Star kit which cost $499 and had (I am not making this up) 4,016 pieces, 4,015 of which were immediately lost down the floor vent? It even came with actual, working laser canons. Just ask Waffles the hamster (RIP, Waffles).