How Big A “Chick” Should Be

I measured my partner’s penis and was surprised by this, lol

Christine
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I was surprised when I saw that this piece of meat and nerves in the shape of a deodorant roll, long and thick, was more than 16cm long and 12cm in diameter…

Seriously, after I measured my partner’s “big buddy”, every time I saw one of those long bottles of deodorant at home, at the market, or anywhere — I remembered that instrument as powerful as Thor’s hammer, lol.

It was then that I started to wonder, “How big should a “dick” be…”

Because my friends, that was as good as eating stuffed tacos. Seriously, that brutal, intimate work tool was truly out of this world — And even after using it over and over again, when I found out exactly how big it was, I was crazy horny, lol.

So I did some more research on this, and I learned a lot, you know? For example, did you know that the average penis size varies between 5.1 and 5.5 inches?

And more…

That men with “instruments” larger than 16cm are part of only 5% of the population? In other words, out of every 100, only 5 guys have “pieces” larger than 16cm — And my partner is within this metric, by thousandths, but he is, lol.

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