How Not To Seduce A Woman
I could write the book

The facts: I’m an almost 72-year-old man — never been married — have no children — and have had vast experience with women of all ages and from myriad cultures. While I’m not Brad Pitt, I am at least average-looking, 6 feet tall, 170 pounds, in decent shape, and am reasonably intelligent and personable. By now, I should know how to seduce a woman. Guess again.