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How To Decline An Invitation

After this lockdown ends, you will have to remember how to lie

Photo by Reagan Freeman on Unsplash

Yes, it’s been lovely not being invited to anything for weeks and weeks. Only trouble is, it’s likely that you’ve forgotten how to make your polite excuses — in other words, lie.

Of course you can’t just tell the truth when you get invited to all the things you are going to get invited…

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Clem Samson

Clem Samson

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Essayist, humorist, satirist, funny-ist, poetist, fictionalist, fabulist, quizzist, journalist. Creative Writing Prof at Harvard College, Duluth, Minnesota.