How to Decline an Invitation to a Zoom Cocktail Party
The big problem, of course, is that none of us have anything to do, so how could we possibly be “too busy” to come to your damn Zoom cocktail fiasco.
No, we don’t want to sit there while you struggle with your weak internet connection, and your image lags, and your voice goes in and out welcoming your “dear friends” to this horrific event.