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How To Find Out If A Guy Is Good In Bed
The answer might surprise you!
Well, obviously, if you really want to know if a guy is good in bed, you could fuck him. And you will have your answer.
But what if you don’t want to waste your time? There is an easier way to answer the question, and you don’t even have to take your clothes off. Nor do you need to spread your legs. You just need to find out what kind of car he drives.
I know.
It might be hard to believe, but research has shown that the kind of car you drive has a definite correlation to your personality type. And my own research has proven that the car type conforms exactly to fucking style.
The research:
Alright, I’ve dated over a 100 guys, so you don’t have to! You’re welcome.
I kept meticulous journals of every one of these encounters. And I asked each of them the same question on our first date.
“What’s your favorite car?”
I used to do this because I had no idea how to talk to guys. My girlfriend Suzy seemed to know what she was doing. “Just ask them what kind of car is their favorite,” she told me. “You won’t be able to get them to shut up.”
“But I don’t know anything about cars,” I protested.
“Doesn’t matter,” Suzy assured me. “Just let them tell you all about the different years, the different engine configurations, the chrome features, you know. They will teach you everything you need to know.”
So that’s what I’ve been doing for fifteen years out on the “circuit,” and now I’m ready to present my research.
I have studied the data. I have made some amazing discoveries. In this article I break it down for you into six categories. Yes, there are only six basic types of car — did you know that? See you’re learning something already! Yay me!
Category I — Muscle car
Usually guys like the mid 60s Mustang, or the 67 Camaro, or my favorite, the 1966 Pontiac GTO. The GTO is one hundred percent power and sex and manliness.
