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How To Find Out If A Guy Is Good In Bed

The answer might surprise you!

Christine's Adventures
The Haven
Published in
7 min readAug 2, 2024

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Well, obviously, if you really want to know if a guy is good in bed, you could fuck him. And you will have your answer.

But what if you don’t want to waste your time? There is an easier way to answer the question, and you don’t even have to take your clothes off. Nor do you need to spread your legs. You just need to find out what kind of car he drives.

I know.

It might be hard to believe, but research has shown that the kind of car you drive has a definite correlation to your personality type. And my own research has proven that the car type conforms exactly to fucking style.

The research:

Alright, I’ve dated over a 100 guys, so you don’t have to! You’re welcome.

I kept meticulous journals of every one of these encounters. And I asked each of them the same question on our first date.

“What’s your favorite car?”

I used to do this because I had no idea how to talk to guys. My girlfriend Suzy seemed to know what she was doing. “Just ask them what kind of car is their favorite,” she told me. “You won’t be able to get them to shut up.”

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