How to Get Away With Being An Absolute Jerk to Your Wife!

Prisca Bejjani
Nov 7 · 2 min read

4 amazing tips to help you navigate your marriage!

Photo by Mel on Unsplash
  • First of all, you must insist on writing your own wedding vows. She’ll think it’s so sweet and romantic of you, but really, your goal is just to avoid saying that pesky phrase “forsaking all others.” Insert some guff about promising to watch sunsets with her, and she’ll be enraptured.

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Prisca Bejjani

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Satire, Gender Issues, Cultural Analysis, Random Stuff. Published in Evie Magazine, Saved Magazine, and Robot Butt. Lover of books, art, ballet, and dogs. 😊

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