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PERFECT LIVING

How to get Dumped and Serve Christmas Dinner

There is no pain.

(Clark, 1995)

One of the greatest problems people face in their lives is the loss of their best friend. This sounds like months of dead silence after I screamed at her on the phone. The solution is to prepare for my Christmas dinner party well in advance to be sure it’s perfect.

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elizabeth MORRISON

elizabeth MORRISON

Canadian Writer, Designer, Ceramicist, and Sommelier. Harbour Island, Bahamas.

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