How to Identify the Smartest Person in the Room

Hint: it’s me

The smartest person in this, or indeed any, room (Image courtesy of author)

Someone once said: “If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.”

“Shall I accompany you for your next shit, then?” I asked him, and haven’t been invited to another dinner party since.

I didn’t care. I had already proven my genius.