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DATING HUMOR
How To Improve Your Break-Up Sex
Try really, really, super hard to be “just friends”
Now that the pandemic is sorta ending, I’ve been noticing a lot of those COVID couplings are consciously uncoupling, if you know what I mean. Yeah, it’s tough. But on the plus side, there’s break-up sex.
We all know it — break-up sex is like ten times better than together sex. Together sex is fine, don’t get me wrong. It’s a time to think about those to-do lists as your live-in boyfriend goes through those oh-so-familiar motions — let’s start with missionary, then move to cowgirl. How about finishing in doggie for the tenth time this month? Awesome.
But seriously, together sex is a time when I get to take a look at the upcoming week and prioritize certain things in my schedule and actually cross off other things that are not really important — my boyfriend hates it when I Google-Calendar as he goes down on me, but hey, we women understand multitasking, don’t we girls?
Break-up sex is not at all about through the motions. It’s about raw passion, pain mixed with pleasure. And it very hot. Why? Four words: desperation.
